Once there was a man
His name was Bill Gates
He made a great OS
That everyone now hates.
Stack Overflow
Access Violation
Kernel32 crashes
Then after a reboot
An Illegal Operation
But Bill Gates did nothing
He sat back and laughed
Little did he know
A mob was forming outside
Then all of a sudden
There was a great CRASH!!
"Down with Microsoft,
Down with Bill Gates!"
They all yell
As they charge into his office.