Catboy the Mighty # 5:
The Most Screwed Up Fall Special Ever
Co-Author's
note: Well, I'm back again.
I think I like being here a little better than back at either home.
Heck, I may even just move in.
Rune:
"Well, if you need, I can share my room with you again."
Del:
"Well, if Alex has too much work to do this weekend, I might as well.
I'll ask him first though. I
don't want to be a burden to you."
Rune:
"Ha! You?
A burden?!" *goes into a maniacal laughter, which turns evil*
Del:
*sweat drop on his forehead* "Oh boy..."
Rune:
"Whaaat?"
Del:
"It's that evil laughter of yours.... again."
Rune:
"So? You make it sound like
it's a bad thing."
Del:
*slaps his hand onto his forhead* "Now what could possibly happen
now?"
Disembodied
female voice: "Sie werden Ihren Esel erhalten getreten, das sind, was
geschehen wird!"
Del:
"Huh?"
Disembodied
female voice: "Das war nicht sinnvoll."
Del:
"Uh, what?"
Disembodied
female voice: "Baka!"
Del:
"I understood that!" *grumbles*
"Not you again."
Disembodied
female voice: "Yeah ist es ich! Und ich bin gonnarip weg von Ihren Kugeln
dieses mal!"
Del:
"I didn't understand a word of that, but it sounds painful
nonetheless."
Disembodied
female voice: "For you it will be!" *maniacal laughter*
Del:
"Well, just try not to do anything stupid."
All that can be heard is manical laughter, which slowly fades away.
Alex walks up and stands next to Delwynndwn.
Alex:
"What was that all about? Was
that Asuka?"
Del:
"Yeah, it was. I think I
pushed her over the edge at the end of the last episode."
Alex:
"Dude, I feel sorry for you already!"
Del:
"Don't worry about me. I can
handle myself."
Alex:
"You sure about that? For most
of the last episode, you were curled up into a little ball moaning in
pain."
Del:
"Dude, she wouldn't stop kicking me in the groin!"
Alex:
"So?"
Delwynndwn starts to become a little furious at this.
To show Alex how much pain he was in during the last episode, he shoves
Alex to the ground so that he's staring at the sky.
He then makes a quick motion and hundreds of lightning bolts strike Alex
in the groin. Alex, now very ticked
and in pain, starts casting a Dragon Slave.
In the middle of the casting, he leaps at Delwynndwn, and pins him to the
ground. Alex then yanks open
Delwynndwn's mouth and shoves the Dragon Slave down Delwynndwn's throat as he
finishes casting the spell.
Del:
*hacking coughing* "Ack... not again..." *cough, hack*
Delwynndwn manages to hack up the Dragon Slave and spits it out towards
the ocean. Several minutes later, a very big splash could be seen in a
distance. Moments later, a tidal
wave is seen heading directly toward the island.
Del:
"Good job Alex! Good thing I
like water!"
Alex:
*mutter mutter curse curse* "Fireball!" *singes Delwynndwn slightly*
Del:
*sighs* "Well, should we get going on this fic?"
Alex:
"Sounds like a plan. So
without further adieu, on with the story!"
The scene fades out as a tidal wave washes the two authors away.
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It was a typical November afternoon on the island.
Nice warm sunny weather, Lina and Naga bickering, and Xellos doing his
yearly fall cleanup of the beach with his metal rake.
Meanwhile, Alex and Delwynndwn are relaxing on the beach, getting a good
tan.
Del:
"Well, this is my second weekend here.
And not much is going on yet."
Alex:
"Shutup before you jinx it baka!"
Delwynndwn sticks his tongue out in Alex's general direction.
Suddenly he smells the strong stench of alcohol hovering above him.
He redirects his attention back upwards just in time to see Naga with her
mouth wide open, ready to receive his tongue.
Del:
"Ack!" *shoves Naga's face away* "What are you trying to
do?!"
Naga:
*blushing* "Mmmm... nothing." *walks away*
A sweatdrop forms on Delwynndwn's head. Meanwhile,
Alex is rolling around in the sand laughing.
Cennarian then walks up to Naga with a little breathalizer.
Cenn:
"Here, take this straw, stick it in the hole, and blow."
Naga:
"Okay!"
Naga blows into the hole. The
indicator immediately goes right off the scale, and the little needle ends up
breaking off and goes flying. Naga
blows more, and soon the breathalizer starts to melt.
Then Naga decides to take a deep breath and breathes hard into the
breathalizer. Unable to process
such mass amounts of alcohol, the breathalizer blows up.
Cenn:
"Ooooookaaaaaay! Naga, you're
coming with me!"
Cennarian grabs Naga by the hand and drags her off to her hut.
Suddenly, a loud scream is heard from afar, in the general direction that
Xellos went. Moments later, Xellos
pops through a portal, wearing a little needle in his forehead.
Xellos:
*pointing to the needle* "Did anyone happen to lose this?"
Cennarian
runs out and plucks the needle from Xellos' forehead.
Cenn:
"Thanks. I didn't think I'd be
able to get this back. At least I
have something left of that homemade breathalizer.
Oh well, I suppose I could find some other parts for a new one."
Cennarian pops the needle into his backpack, then runs back to Naga's
hut.
Xellos:
"Why is he running in there?"
Del:
"Naga's drunk."
Xellos:
*raises an eyebrow* "Really?"
Xellos then sneaks over to Naga's hut and tries to peek in, but winds up
being smacked in the face with a fireball.
Seconds later, Cennarian comes flying out of the hut. A string of
obscenities can be heard coming from the hut.
Naga comes out, and she looks very ticked off.
Naga:
"You'll give it to me or else! Now
be a man!" *runs after Cennarian*
Lina comes up behind Delwynndwn.
Lina:
"What the hell was that all about?"
Del:
"I don't know and I don't think I want to know."
Alex:
"Ditto."
Suddenly, Cennarian flies over their heads and out to the ocean.
They turn around to see Naga running to Delwynndwn and tackling him.
She picks him up and drags him to her hut.
Del:
"Ack! No!"
Naga:
"Oh shutup! You know you want it!"
Del:
"Not with you! Let go!"
The two disappear into Naga's hut. Alex,
Xellos, and Lina approach the hut, and pause once they here screaming and
yelling from inside. Suddenly,
Delwynndwn manages to get out the door, but Naga has a really good grasp on his
shirt and winds up pulling it off. Meanwhile,
Rune managed to show up in just in time to see the commotion.
Rune:
"Hmmm... a little scrawny if you ask me."
Sweatdrops form on everyone's head.
Rune:
"But he has enough muscle!"
Alex, Xellos, and Lina fall over. Delwynndwn
continues his struggle to get away from Naga.
Soon, out of desparation, he strikes Naga with a bolt of lightning from
above. However, it harldy phased
her... but it was enough for Delwynndwn to charge up a little.
Delwynndwn:
"rrrrrgh..... Lightning Blast!"
A cyclinder of lightning speeds forth from Delwynndwn's palms and strikes
Naga hard in the chest. The
resulting blast sends Naga flying back into her hut and onto her bed.
Alex quickly goes in and ties her to the bed.
Naga:
"Oh yeah baby! I love bondage!"
Everyone falls over at Naga's comment.
Alex then quickly runs out and slams the door shut.
As soon as Alex was far away enough, Delwynndwn surrounded the hut with a
dome of lighting.
Del:
"There, that should hold her for a little while."
Alex:
"I really hope so."
Rune:
"Yeah, me too." *hugs Delwynndwn from behind*
Delwynndwn blushes, and starts to shake a bit, but then calms down.
Rune:
"Is there something wrong hon?"
Del:
"No, there's nothing wrong."
Alex:
"He just isn't good with women."
Rune:
"Ah, I see." *squeezes Delwynndwn harder while he glares at Alex*
Delwynndwn turns around and both he and Rune hug each other for several
minutes. Meanwhile, everyone else
went on with their own business. Soon,
though, Tenal approaches the two.
Tenal:
"Oooooh, how cute!" *has an evil like grin on his face*
Del:
"Sure, go ahead, ruin the moment."
Tenal:
*suddenly distracted* "Hey, what's that noise?"
Delwynndwn and Rune finally let go of each other and start looking
around. Tenal sees something out
towards the ocean and points to it. Delwynndwn
and Rune look towards where Tenal was pointing.
Out at a distance above the water was a plane.
Del:
"Hmmmm..."
Rune:
"There you go again..."
Delwynndwn nudges Rune with his elbow.
Rune nudges back, and soon the too are having a nudging contest.
Tenal spots Alex near the water, and walks towards him. Delwynndwn and Rune follow, still in their nudging contest,
and thus walking in sort of an upside-down V.
Tenal:
"So, what kind of plane is that supposed to be."
Alex:
"I don't know."
Del:
"I think it may be a cargo plane..." *squints* "...with Cennarian
riding on top of one of the wings."
Alex:
"Dude! You can see that
far?!"
Del:
"Heh, yeah. I guess."
The three just stand there, staring at the slowly approaching plane.
Lina soon joins, as does Amelia, and soon enough Orion. After an hour or so, the plane finally flies overhead.
Cennarian jumps off the wing, and starts a freefall.
A second later, a bunch of rustling can be heard, then a loud thump!
Moments later, Cennarian falls into Amelia's arms.
Cenn:
"Nice catch."
Amelia:
"Uhhh, yeah, thanks." *drops Cennarian to the ground*
Leaves suddenly start to fall on top of them.
Orion:
"What the hell? Leaves?
On a tropical island?"
Delwynndwn:
"The cargo plane must have dropped a load of leaves here.
It is autumn after all."
A loud scream is heard from one of the huts, which is getting buried
quite quickly.
Xellos:
"I just cleaned this place up! ARGH!!!"
Manaical laughter can be heard from within a very large mound of leaves.
Everyone looks towards the mound, giving it a strange look.
Del:
"That voice... sounded... familiar.........oh
shit....................."
Something that was indside that pile of leaves began moving.
A tidal wave of leaves issue forth threatening to bury everyone. Soon, enough leaves cleared out of the way to display Unit
02.
Asuka
(inside Unit 02): "Now, you little fuzzy elf, care to get down to
business?" *02 flexes its fists*
Alex
*holding face in hand*: "Oy vey... doesn't she ever give up?"
Kaworu:
"Not that I've ever seen. She really is the perky one."
Alex and the cast turn to the fifth child, since nobody really knew where
he came from or how they got there. Kaworu points towards the Eva, which is
rearing its hand back to squash the guest writer's guest writer.
Lina:
"Geeze... that girl REALLY is asking for it, isn't she?"
Zelgadis, Del, and Orion turn and look at Lina, whose finger is glowing
as she traces a desgin in the air. They look up to see a circle of flames
forming around Unit 02, and yet Asuka hasn't noticed them yet.
Zel:
"Lina, no. Don't do it Lina. Lina, you'll kill all of us. Lina..."
Lina finishes tracing the design so there is now a full circle around
Unit 02. She snaps her hand so that her index finger is pointing to the sky.
Zel:
"Don't.... oh crud."
Lina:
"Mega BRANDO!"
The circle of
flames becomes a globe around Unit 02, which then explodes, catapaulting the
Evangelion into the sky. Halfway across the island the giant mech crash lands on
its head, sinking into the ground until it's waist deep. The cast who are on the
beach stare in shock as a high tech mecha is defeated by a teensy bit of
sorcery. Unfortunately most of the cast got caught in the backwash from the
spell and wound up getting toasted to a crisp.
Orion:
"Oh Lina, can I have a word with you in private?"
Lina:
"About what? I didn't do anything?"
Zelgadis:
"Lina, turn around and look at us."
Lina turns and looks, a very large sweatdrop forming on her head as she
realizes her big mistake.
Lina:
"Oh boy. Sorry guys, guess I forgot to..."
Lina freezes part way through her famous line when she sees Alex asking
Amelia if she has his astral hammer.
Amelia:
"Sorry Mister Alex, I don't have it. I thought you gave it to Mister
Delwynndwn to borrow when you were having troubles in your relationship with
Mister Andrew."
A large sweatdrop forms on Alex's head. Delwynndwn returns said Astral
hammer and the guest writer leaps skyward with hammer behind his head.
Alex:
"HAMMER OF JUSTICE.... SMASH!!"
Lina
gets pile drived into the soft sand as leaves fly about from the wind. It was
turning out to be a perfect day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< >^.^< >^.^<
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Later on in the day Xellos is busy trying to rake the island AGAIN,
without much help from the rest of the cast, since Naga has managed to break
free and is chasing Delwynndwn and Cennarian around the island like a sex crazed
bondage queen of darkness.
Tenal:
"What's this 'like a' crap?! Naga IS a sex crazed bondage queen of
darkness."
Naga:
"And you would know, you handsome elf you."
Tenal looks up to see Naga standing over him, her breasts bouncing from
her running, and turns blue. He then turns and RUNS like his life depended upon
it, which generally it does when Naga is involved. Being the type of person she
is, Naga decides that Tenal is easier game, since Del and Cenn have managed to
elude her.
Naga:
"Come out, come out, where ever you are you super handsome, gorgeous elf
you, and make the white serpent a happy serpent."
She then runs off in the direction which Tenal had been running in
moments earlier. As she runs off, Alex and the Queen of Swords walk down the
beach, discussing everything that has been happening lately.
QoS:
"So you don't think it's a coincidence that Asuka has it out for the fuzzy
little elf, do you?"
Alex:
"Nope. I'm pretty sure she's extremely pissed at him for some odd reason.
However, I don't know what that reason is. I mean, look at how she treated poor
Shinji all of the time. He was her whipping boy."
QoS:
"And you think that since she arrived here on the island she's been looking
for a new target."
Alex nods
profusely.
Alex:
"Afraid so. And since Del was writing most of last episode due to my being
captured by a monster he was the one who poofed her into this universe."
The queen sighs and rubs her temples, still trying to absorb all of
what's been going on recently. Kaworu walks up to them at that moment, holding a
tropical drink in one hand, which is melting slowly, and a sandwich in the other
hand.
Kaworu:
"You're talking about Asuka, aren't you?"
Alex and the queen nod.
QoS:
"Yep. We're trying to figure out why she's been picking on Delwynndwn so
much."
Kaworu:
"Well, it usually means that she likes someone."
Alex and the queen stare at Kaworu in shock.
Alex
& QoS: "WHAT?!"
Kaworu:
"It's true. She and Shinji sorta hooked up before she got whisked here, and
now I think she's trying to hook up with your fuzzy elf."
Delwynndwn and Cennarian whizz past the trio, followed a short time later
by Tenal. Behind them is the lust crazed Naga, holding a large bottle of alcohol
in one hand, a large whip in the other.
Naga:
"Come back here and let's have a foursome!!"
Naga speeds past them as well, leaving the three to wonder, or in this
case not wonder, what the hell has been going on recently. Asuka pulls up to a
stop near then, looking around for somebody.
Asuka:
"OK, which way did that fuzzy elf go!?"
The three point in the direction which Naga had been chasing the three
elves. Asuka bows to the three before dashing off, mumbling something about how
dare Naga chase her fuzzy elf.
QoS:
"Did she say something.... about a fuzzy elf."
Alex reaches into subspace and hands her a highly concentrated alcoholic
beverage before taking one himself.
Alex:
"Do what I do - drink a funky fruit cooler and try to forget it."
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About half a mile ahead of Naga, Delwynndwn skids to a stop, causing
Cennarian to nearly kill himself in stopping. Tenal also skids to a stop, since
there is nothing but clearing around them.
Tenal:
"Just why the hell did you stop? She's coming! I can hear her
laughing."
Del:
"Just relax. I know how to get us away from her."
Cenn:
"Whatever you're going to do, just hurry up and do it."
Del holds his hands so that a ball of energy forms. He tosses this before
him, and a doorway appears. He opens it and steps in, motioning for the others
to follow him.
Tenal:
"I'm not about to look a gift horse in the mouth."
Cenn:
"She's getting closer anyway!"
The two elves follow Del through the door, and the fuzzy elf closes it
behind him. The doorway vanishes a moment later, leaving nothing but clear space
all around. Naga skids to a stop, since she could have sworn she heard her three
lovely elves from that area.
Naga:
"Now where did they.... oh, whatever. I'll go and see if Zelgadis or Xellos
want to boink."
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Out in some corner in subspace, a portal opens, dumping three elves into
a room. Delwynndwn gets up and
brushes himself off.
Del:
"Hmmm...." *looks at the floor* "I need to mop."
Tenal:
"Where the hell are we?"
Del:
"Oh, this my pocket in subspace. What
do you think?"
Tenal and Cennarian look around. The
room has the makings of a dorm room, and even has a hallway just out the door,
with showers about half way down. The
outside of the door is covered in anime pictures, plus the number 303 just above
the peep hole. From the outside, to
the left of the door, there's a white board.
Written on it is 'Club 303' and to the left of that is 'Delwynndwn'. There's also a message posted below that.
It reads:
We were close to finding out, but then Mihoshi decided
to become a loudmouth.... again.
If it hadn't been for
her, we would have been able to get
the information from
DEKA and get out with no problem.
However, since Mihoshi
wouldn't..... Hey!
Stop that! Mihoshi!!
The rest is just a scribbled mess. Delwynndwn
looks at the message with Tenal and Cennarian, and breathes and long and loud
sigh.
Del:
"Leave it to Mihoshi to screw everything up. Well, maybe I should ask Duo... no, scratch that.
He's waaaay too much of a loudmouth.
I'd be better off having Heero taking care of it.
I should also have Quatre go and back him up in case there's any more
trouble."
And with that, Delwynndwn goes back into his room, and sends a message
via ICQ to Heero and Quatre to complete the mission that Mihoshi and Kiyone had
failed. Delwynndwn got a message
back from Heero almost immediately, saying, "Mission accepted."
A little while later, Quatre replied, "That should be no problem.
I'm sure Heero will be able to handle things okay.
But just in case he does have trouble, I'll take a position near DEKA
with the Maguanaut Corps." Delwynndwn
immediately replied with, "Excellent.
I'm sure there you two will have very little trouble acquiring the
information. Good luck with your
mission!" He then gets up from
his computer, and looks over to Tenal and Cennarian, who are busy observing his
room.
Del:
"You guys impressed yet?"
Both of them nod.
Del:
"Wow. That's amazing."
Cenn:
"Where did you get the wall scrolls?"
Del:
"Jumpgate. Both Alex and I go
there to get stuff. It's a pretty
nice place."
Cennarian then thinks for a second.
Cenn:
*to himself* "I wonder if they have anything of me...?"
Del:
"I think I saw a framed, signed photo of you there."
Cenn:
"That will explain why I was missing one."
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Both Cennarian and Tenal dive for Delwynndwn's bed, hiding underneath the
covers, afraid that it was Naga. Delwynndwn
tells whoever it is to come in, and a guy steps in.
He has blonde hair, which is pulled back, glasses, and a bit of a
mustache and goatee.
Del:
"Hey Tsunami. What's up?"
Tsunami looks over to Delwynndwn's bed, seeing the obvious hump under his
covers.
Tsunami:
"Who the heck is hiding under your covers?"
Del:
"Oh, that's just Cennarian and Tenal."
Delwynndwn pulls off the covers from Cennarian and Tenal, and introduce
them to Tsunami.
Tsunami:
"Hi!"
Cenn
& Tenal: "Um.. hi.. hehe....." *sweatdrops form on their foreheads
from embarrasment*
Tsu:
"Well, anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I got some more anime
music videos."
Del:
"Sweet. I'll grab them right
now then."
Delwynndwn goes to his computer, then accesses Tsunami's computer and
starts copying all the new anime music videos to his computer.
Del:
"Thanks Tsunami."
Tsu:
"No problem. Well, I'll leave
you three alone for now. Have
fun!"
And with that, Tsunami walks out. Delwynndwn
turns and looks at Cennarian and Tenal, who are sitting on his bed.
Del:
"So, what shall we do while I wait for Heero and Quatre to complete the
mission?"
Both Cennarian and Tenal shrug.
Del:
"You guys any good at Counter-Strike?
Or maybe Unreal Tournament? Or
any other games?"
Both look at each other, and shake their heads.
With that, Delwynndwn pulled out a couple of complete computer systems,
top of the line. He quickly
installed Half-Life and then the Counter-Strike mod for it, then patched them up
to the latest patch level. Then he
starts to teach the two how to deathmatch, then moves them up to team
deathmatch, and then finally, Counter-Strike.
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Back on the island Xellos is still working on raking up the mass of
leaves that a certain green haired elf dropped upon them. Lina and Zelgadis are
watching him perform this futile task, since every time he gets a large enough
pile either Asuka or Naga come tearing through the area and scatter all of the
leaves. After watching this repeated several times Lina decides it's time to
make a suggestion.
Lina:
"Say Xellos, wouldn't using a fireball be a LOT quicker than raking all of
those leaves, only to have them scattered to the four winds by the bondage queen
of darkness or the auburn angel?"
Xellos:
"Oh so true, Miss Lina. However, I am preparing this pile of leaves for
something really fun."
Zelgadis:
"You're going to jump into it, aren't you?"
Xellos opens one eye and arches an eyebrow.
Xellos:
"My dear Zelgadis, that is.... a secret."
A large sweatdrop forms on Zel's head. A moment later he finds Alex
wrapped around him from the back, gently kissing the back of his neck. The
chimera blushes a shade of crimson that would make Ruby Eye Shabrinigdo jealous.
Lina and Xellos watch in awe, since neither were expecting this.
Xellos:
"So Zelgadis, it looks like you've joined the other team."
Lina:
"Wow, Zel, I didn't know. But then that explains why you kept turning
Amelia down on her offers, kept running from Martina and Naga, and why you and
Xellos made such a beautiful couple."
Zelgadis turns even more red, his blood boiling from this.
Zelgadis:
"I am not like that at all! I think this is because our guest writer had a
little too much funky fruit mixed with alcohol."
Alex turns Zelgadis around and kisses him passionately on the lips,
fireworks going off in the distance. When the guest writer pulls away he grins
and belches loudly, the aroma of funky fruit and ten different types of alcohol
wafting through the air.
Alex:
"I.... think I had too... much to drink. Is it just me, or are you hot in
here."
Without even thinking the guest writer begins to untie Zel's cape. The
chimera gently grabs his hands and restrains them before anything more can be
done.
Zel:
"That's it. I'm taking you back to your room so that you can sleep this
intoxication off."
Alex:
*innocent tone of voice* "Will you stay with me?"
Zelgadis sighes.
Zel:
"Sure... if that's what you want. However, no funny stuff."
Alex giggles incessently for a moment while nodding. Zelgadis sighs and
leads the guest writer off towards his pocket in subspace, leaving Lina and
Xellos to stare on in shock. After a few moments they regain their composure.
Lina:
"Did what just happened... really happen?"
Xellos:
"I'm afraid to even wonder at the moment."
Xellos then turns back to his pile of leaves, which gets decimated this
time by a frantic looking Rune, who skids to a stop before the two.
Rune:
"Have you two seen Delwynndwn or Tenal or Cennarian lately?"
Lina and Xellos shake their heads.
Rune:
"Nads. Where the hell did that fuzzy elf run off to this time?! I told him
that if he ever ran away from me again I would get some of our friends to
severely punish him, and this time I mean business!"
She then turns and runs off in another different direction, leaving
Xellos and Lina to wonder what the hell was going on across the island that day.
Xellos:
"Oh well, I'm just gonna continue beating this dead horse until I get a
large enough pile of leaves."
Lina:
"Good luck. I'm going to see if I can find somebody who's actually somewhat
sane around here, since most of those I've encountered today are insane."
With that the sorcress turns and wanders off towards the beach, where she
thought she heard Gourrigan, Sylphiel, and Kanzal talking earlier, leaving
Xellos to continue to rake the same pile of leaves.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back in Delwynndwn's corner in subspace.... well, it's
actually an entire building, known as Strout Hall.
Anyhow, Delwynndwn, Tenal, Cennarian, and Tsunami were all playing
Counter-Strike over the LAN, which is also known as Strout Net.
Delwynndwn and Tenal were playing Terrorists, while Cennarian and Tsunami
were Counter-Terrorists. Delwynndwn
was just about to pop Tsnuami's head off with a Steyr Scout when something
startled him. He immediately took
off his headphones.
Del:
"Hey guys, did you hear that?"
Both Cennarian and Tenal were too involved in the game to notice.
Not only that, but they too were wearing headphones. Then there was a noise again, but this time it was louder.
Voice:
"Where the *beep* are you?! Get
your *beep* back here now!!!!"
Del:
"Oh *beep*... I forgot about that...."
Suddenly, a portal opened up in front of him, dumping Rune onto the
floor. Delwynndwn's face turned
blue, and a huge sweatdrop formed on his forehead.
Rune quickly gets up and starts to advance on him.
Rune:
"Do you remember what I told you I would do if you ran off on your own
again?"
Del:
*nervously* "H-hey... take it easy Rune!
I-I can explain! We were
being chased by.... ack!!"
Rune had Delwynndwn by the throat and was starting to strangle him.
Rune:
"I told you NOT to run off on your own like that!!"
Del:
"Rune... *gasp* stop it... *gasp* it was... *gasp* an emergency... *gasps
several more times*
Rune:
*with hands still around Delwynndwn's throat* "What the hell do you mean by
emergency?! There was no
emergency!"
Del:
*finally pries Rune's hands off his throat* "We were being chased down by
Naga you idiot! Not only that, but
I think I heard Asuka chasing after me too!"
Rune quickly punched Delwynndwn in the gut, causing him to double over.
Rune:
"Don't call ME an idiot!! You're
the one who decided to suddenly disappear with no warning AGAIN!!"
Del:
*doubled over* "Well, that is no reason to punch me!"
A second portal opens, this one belching forth a still somewhat drunken
Alex, a half naked Zelgadis, and a rather intoxicated Queen of Swords. All three
blink in awe, since none were expecting for the universe to suddenly belch like
this.
QoS:
"Damn.... I really need to lay off the funky fruit. The last time something
like this happened was... well, gee, I forget."
Alex:
"I told you these funky fruit coolers were wonderful. Not only that but
*hic* they have ten different types of alcohol, making them SUPER
POWERFUL!"
Alex then begins to laugh maniacally. Unfortunately this hasn't settled
well with the chimera man he's sitting upon, since his elbow pressing into a
somewhat sensitive area.
Zelgadis:
"Alex *cough* Will you please *cough* get your elbow out of my *hack hack
gasp* groin?"
Alex perks his head up, looking at where his elbow is placed, and
blushes. He lifts his elbow and moves it so it's resting on Zel's thigh.
Alex:
"Better?"
Zel:
*gasps for breath. spoken in higher pitch* "Yes.... very."
Rune:
"Wow.... I didn't know Zel could talk that high. What did you turn him into
Alex?"
Alex:
"I think that's a soprano to rival even yours Rune."
Rune bursts into flames and summons her battle axe.
Rune:
"What did you say? Would you mind repeating that?!"
QoS:
"Oh wonderful... now you got the elfy girl pissed off."
The battle axe sails through the air at the queen, who ducks in time to
avoid getting a haircut. Unfortunately the axe spins around and hacks two of the
computer terminals in half, leaving Cenn and Tenal without their screens.
Cenn
*tearing headphones off*: "Man... just when I was getting good!"
He looks to see the four newcomers, a large sweatdrop forming on his
head.
Cenn:
"Oh *beep* what the *beep* did I miss this time?"
Tenal:
"Oh *beep* me. Rune's gonna go nuclear and *beep* all of our *beeps* into
next *beep* year!"
Nearby a censor box begins to smoke and shudder due to the overuse from
this episode and the prior one.
Rune:
"I don't know who to decimate first... the fuzzy little elf, our drunken
guest writer, or perhaps my two companions who decided to run off with the fuzzy
elf WITHOUT TELLING ME!"
As she says this the temperature in the room begins to increase to insane
levels, things undergoing spontanious combustion. An arcane incantation fills
the air as an aura of power forms around the elven woman.
Tenal:
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"
Portals open all around, sucking people through subspace moments before
Rune releases the power of her spell.
Rune:
"MEGA INCINNERATOR!!"
Delwynndwn's pocket of subspace is more or less reduced to an extra
crispy state. Tsunami looks up from where he's sitting and blinks, pulling back
his headphones since he hadn't noticed anything up to this point.
Tsu:
"Woah.... extra crispy."
Rune:
"Now where in the *beep* hell did that *beep* hole get to?"
And she vanishes into subspace, leaving Tsunami to continue playing the
game in the extra crispy confines of subspace.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back on the island, the universe burps one last time,
depositing a large group of people in the middle of Xellos' leaf pile. By now
the mazoku priest has gotten to the point of snapping, and these six were the
straw that broke the mazoku's back.
Xellos:
"That does it. No more mister nice mazoku. Now I'm really *beep*ed off.
This has really *beep*ed the *beep* out of me!"
Xellos' eyes begin to glow blood red as he starts to summon his full
powers. Naga and Asuka choose that moment to skid to a halt between the mazoku
priest and the six who are desperately trying to untangle themselves and run
away.
Naga:
"Now I've found you, my fair playtoys. O hohohohohohoho!"
Tenal:
"OH *beep*, she's laughing again. RUN AWAY!!!!"
Tenal, Cennarian, and Dewlynndwn take off like a shot, leaving Zelgadis,
the queen of swords, and Alex to handle the others.
Asuka:
"Tenal darling, come back here! And bring my fuzzy elf target back
too!"
Asuka takes off after the four, leaving Naga to wonder what the hell is
going on. Rune pops out of subspace, landing on top of Naga, who mistakes Rune's
breasts for meat buns and begins to nibble on them.
QoS:
"Great.... Alex, since you arrived on the island my cast has gotten even
more yaoi and yuri than ever before. What the hell is with you?!"
Alex:
"I think it has something to do with the funky fruit."
Zelgadis:
"If we don't do something soon then Xellos is going to nuke us!"
Xellos:
"It's too late for that, my dear, dear Zelgadis. Giga... SLAVE!!!"
And then there was static....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, on a hill not far out of Manchester, NH, a small battalion of
mobile suits were standing there, looking towards the city.
One of them was Gundam Sandrock, and on top of it was a small figure with
binoculars, looking at the city.
>From
radio on figure's belt: "Quatre, are you there?"
Quatre:
"Yeah Heero, I'm here. Just
trying to find where DEKA.... there it is!
Ok, I now... ok, I can see you."
Heero
over radio: "How does it look?"
Quatre:
"Well, besides a few tourists, everything seems fine."
The focus suddenly changes over to Heero.
Heero:
"Roger that. I'll slip in with
the tourists."
With that, Heero slips the radio into one of his jacket pockets, then
makes a quick inventory check. Inside
his jacket were a disk, a Desert Eagle handgun, and some c4 in case he needed to
blow away any unpickable locks, which he was sure to find.
He also had a PDA set up to bypass whatever electronic securtity devices
he may find.
Heero
(to himself): "Everything seems to be in place... Ok, I'm going in."
And thus Heero climbed down the fire exit from the roof of the building
he was just on and heads into DEKA.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^\-_-/^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Off at a
distance, a US spy plane was flying over the ocean, doing standard
reconnaissance. The pilot noticed
an extremely large mushroom cloud rise up from the horizon.
Pilot:
"Phantom Warrior to Mother Goose, Phantom Warrior to Mother Goose, do you
read?"
On the ocean in the middle of nowhere, an aircraft carrier sat afloat on
the water. In the communications station, the officer in charge responds
to the pilots call.
Officer:
"This is Bad Boy on Mother Goose. We
read you. What's you're
situation?"
Pilot:
"Commander, I have just spotted a mushroom cloud rise up from the horizon
45% degrees from my current direction. Please
advise."
Officer:
"Go investigate, and use extreme caution. If you encounter any hostiles, get the hell out of there.
We'll ready backup for you in case you do encounter hostiles.
Pilot:
"Roger that Mother Goose. Over
and out."
And with that the spy plane changes it's course and heads to the mushroom
cloud.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^\-_-/^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero made himself look like he was looking at the comics on the walls in
DEKA, when in fact he was looking around trying to find where the main computer
system was located. He turned into
another hall, covered with even more comics, when a loud, familiar voice was
heard.
Voice:
"Well old buddy! We meet
again!"
Heero:
"Duo?! What are you doing
here!"
Heero looks up to find Duo in front of him, with two large softdrink cups
in his hand, taking a sip out of one of them.
Duo:
"Well, I kinda found out what you were up to and decided that you could
probably use a hand."
Duo looks at the untouched cup.
Duo:
"Here, take this drink. I know
you could use it right now."
Heero:
"No thanks Duo, I'm not thirsty right now."
Duo:
"Oh come on! I know how much
you like this stuff bud!"
Heero:
"I said no Duo."
Duo
(more serious): "Heero, take the drink."
Heero gives Duo a strange look.
Duo:
"Look, don't make me dump this on your head Heero."
Heero:
"Fine."
Heero rips the cup from Duo's hand, and takes a sip, just to find a
security card in it.
Heero:
"You're right. I can use
this."
Duo:
"See? I told ya!"
And then Duo walks into a crowd of tourists, and disappears.
Meanwhile, Heero goes into the nearest restroom with his drink and card.
Finding the restroom empty, he takes the card out of the drink and rinses
it off in the sink. He manages to place the card into an the inner pocket on his
jacket just before someone rushed into the restroom and into one of the stalls.
The sounds and the stench that issued forth from that stall are too
horrible to describe here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^\-_-/^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, back on the island.... or what remained of it, a bubble hovered above
the blast crater of what had once been the central part of Gourrigan's Island.
Inside of said bubble are Zelgadis, Alex, the Queen of Swords, Amelia, and
Sylphiel, who managed to arrive in the nick of time when they heard Xellos
speaking the chaos words for the Giga Slave. Hovering above them is Lina and
Xellos, neither of whom seem to be affected by the spell. Lina has Gourrigan
dangling by one foot, and Gourrigan is utterly clueless as usual.
In a secondary bubble are Tenal, Rune, Cennarian,
Delwynndwn, Asuka, Naga, and Martina, who joined in the little game of 'chase
the Bishounen'. In a tertiary bubble near that one sit Orion, Filia, Kanzal,
Rezo, and Zangalus, with Kaworu sitting atop it.
Kaworu:
"What the *beep* was that? Fourth Impact?!"
Rezo:
"Actually that was Lina's spell that calls upon the Lord of Nightmares, the
source of all chaos."
Orion:
"In other words that was a Giga Slave."
Rezo sighs and rubs his temples.
Rezo:
"I just got done saying that."
Lina:
"All right Xellos, you have some serious explaining to do! For starters,
who in the nine hells told you that you could use my spell without my
permission?! And another thing, just where do you get off trying to nuke the
Queen of Swords or our guest writer?!"
Xellos:
"Well ex-cuse me, Miss showoff, but you didn't spend most of the fall
special trying to rake up a pile of leaves so that you could jump into them, now
did you?! I flogged that horse long after it was dead and I still didn't get to
jump into my pile. Then, when I thought I would get a chance to, six people poof
into existence above the pile and scatter it to the four winds!"
Lina:
"Well, that doesn't mean you need to Giga Slave the entire island!!"
Sylphiel listens to all of this, her anger growing from the negativity in
the vicinity. Finally she completely loses it.
Sylphiel:
"SHUT THE *BEEP* *BEEP* UP!!! I AM *BEEP* SICK AND *BEEP* TIRED OF
LISTENING TO ALL OF THIS *BEEP* COMING FROM YOU BUNCH OF IMMATURE *BEEP*
HEADS!"
Alex
and Zel: "Wow.... Sylphiel totally blew a gasket."
QoS:
"She's gonna go nuclear! She's not supposed to swear that much!"
Cennarian pulls a small censor box from his cape and watches as it smokes
and begins to overload.
Sylphiel:
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU *BEEP*S LIKE! YOU LIKE TO *BEEP* AND *BEEP* AND *BEEEP
BEEP*"
Amelia
to Zelgadis: "Mister Zelgadis, what's a *BEEEP BEEP*??"
Zelgadis shrugs, since he doesn't want to know what that is. The censor
box in Cenn's hands detonates, filling that bubble with a thick cloud of smoke.
Cenn:
"Awww hell!"
Rune:
"HAH! Teaches you not to run away."
Tenal:
"Oh *beep*."
Tenal and Rune look over to see Cenn pulling a backup censor box out of
his cape. He brushes his cape back to reveal a lifetime supply of censor boxes.
Cenn:
"These things are handy.... and inexpensive if you buy them in bulk."
Everybody sighs.
Lina:
"So, Xellos, just what possessed you to Giga Slave the Island?"
Alex:
"Lina, don't antongonize him. We don't need him to fire off any of my
Zodiac type spells."
Del:
"Hey guys, do you hear that?"
Everyone looks at Delwynndwn just in time to see Naga, with one hand on
Delwynndwn's chest and the other hand slithering into his pants, licking him on
the cheek. Everyone then gives the two a disgusted look.
Del:
"Naga, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Naga just giggles, then licks him on the lips.
Delwynndwn gives Naga a dirty look, then quickly throws her to the
ground. By the time Naga realizes
what had just happened to her, Delwynndwn's body is glowing from the massive
amounts of electrical sparks swirling about his body.
He looks at Naga, fury in his eyes, and......
Del:
"TEMPEST STORM!!!!!"
Thousands upon thousands of lightning bolts burst from the sky and strike
Naga. Afer 5 minutes of constant strikes, the dust finally clears.
There on the ground lays Naga, completely fried to a crisp, still smoking
and twitching. Suddenly, one last
bolt strikes Naga, setting her on fire.
Del:
"Hmmm.... that was odd. Oh
well..."
He whips out a bag of marshmallows from a subspace pocket.
Del:
"Roasted marshmallows anyone?"
Sweat drops form on everyone's head, while Lina, Xellos, Alex, and Rune
all cast fireballs at Delwynndwn. Then
he too is on the ground, burnt to a crisp, and twitching.
Del:
"Ow....."
Suddenly, there's a woosh from above, with a slight turbine roar.
Everyone looks up just in time to see some kind of jet fly over them and
back out to sea.
Orion:
"Where the hell did THAT come from?"
Delwynndwn manages to get on his feet and looks out to the sea where the
jet was.
Del:
"That looked like a US spy plane. And
since we're quite literally in the middle of nowhere on this island, there must
be an aircraft carrier in that direction."
Asuka:
"An aircraft carrier?! What
the hell do you mean an aircraft carrier?!
Why the hell would there be an air...."
Asuka stops in mid-sentence and thinks for a second.
Asuka:
"Unless they're here to..... oh no...."
Asuka quickly goes over to Delwynndwn and grabs him by the collar.
Asuka:
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU IDIOT!!!"
Del:
"Well, Naga prooved to be quite a distraction when she was probing my pants
with her hand. Not only that, but
she LICKED me.... *sniffs himself* ...AND I REEK OF ALCOHOL?!?!"
Delwynndwn's eyes suddenly glow a ferocious red, scaring even Asuka.
Very soon he was glowing once again from the electrical sparks swirling
about his body, but this time brighter than ever.
Delwynndwn leaped up high into the air, then shot back down, targeting
Naga. Naga was barely able to let
out a faint yelp just before an explosion as big as the one caused by Xellos'
Giga Slave tore away at her and even more of the island.
Meanwhile, a captain on a certain aircraft carrier was looking out at the
horizon with a pair of binoculars, towards where the spy plane was supposed to
be investigating. Suddenly, he saw a huge mushroom cloud rise up.
He immediately sounded a red alert, and tried to contact mainland, but
failed due to high electromagnetic interference.
~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< ~~~~~ ^\-_-/^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere, in a pocket of subspace, a portal opened into what looked like
a very small single dorm room. Attached to said room was a larger pocket which
served as the office and home to Warrior Saturn. From the portal was dumped Del,
Zelgadis, Lina, Alex, Orion, Xellos, Tenal, Rune, the Queen of Swords, Cenn, and
Sylphiel. These people landed in a large pile on the floor, all blinking in
unison as half naked bishounen wandered about the place.
Cid:
"Welcome home Alex.... I wish you had told us you were bringing company,
since we haven't had a chance to clean up yet.
Xellos and Zelgadis look at Alex, since the last time they had been there
it was just the two of them, the guest writer, and his guardian. >From a
second portal came Asuka, Rezo, and Zangalus.
Asuka:
"Wow.... Alex, what the hell did we just fall into?"
Alex:
"Welcome to my pocket dimension. I know that Cenn and Tenal have seen Del's,
and this one is mine."
Lina:
"Interesting.... and just why are all of these half naked men running
around, and why do all of them look so damned gorgeous?"
The cast and guest cast look at Alex, who blushes crimson red and curls
up to hide his face behind his knees.
Alex:
"They were cheap to hire and I needed some assistants."
Asuka,
Rezo, and Xellos: "Bull *beep*"
They look over to see Cennarian with his finger on the censor button.
Cenn:
"Hey, I'm trying to keep the language clean on this show. There are young
people who may be watching, ya know."
Cast and crew begin to inch away from Cenn, since he began to sound like
the poorly dubbed Chichiri for Fushigi Yuugi. At that moment the real Chichiri
steps into the room, and upon hearing his famous 'No Da' line mangled, clonks
Cenn over the head with his staff.
Chichiri:
"How do you figure my line is 'ya know', no da? I mean, it's irritating as
hell, no da."
Cenn:
"The beer in Grear sits mainly upon her rear."
Alex:
"Greeeeeeat.... you knocked him senseless."
Del:
"Maybe he knocked him conscious and we don't know."
Asuka:
"Maybe I should whack you like that and see if you get knocked conscious,
you dip! Hell, I'll see what happens."
Asuka borrows Amelia's astral hammer and whacks Delwynndwn over the head
hard enough for him to be seeing stars and for chibis to pop into his vision for
a little while. Orion sighs as Alex hands him a funky fruit cooler.
Alex:
"And now he's trying to get you drunk as well, since Zel's no fun in bed. I
mean...."
Zelgadis clamps his hand over Alex's mouth before he can mention anything
about his little problem below the waist that has to do with him being part rock
golem.
Alex:
"But I haven't finished my funky fruit cooler yet."
Zelgadis takes the glass and downs it in one gulp, a very hot blush
creeping over his face as the combination of funky fruit and 10 kinds of alcohol
kicks in. He takes Alex into his arms and wanders off into the bedroom, slamming
and locking the door behind them.
Naga pops into subspace, and upon seeing all of the half naked bishounen,
begins to chase them around the pocket dimension and through whatever portals
they open up to get away from her. The cast and crew have large sweatdrops form
on their heads, since this is the most embarrassing fall special in history.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >^.^< >^.^< >^.^<
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, Heero was deep in DEKA Laboratories, copying all relavant
information relating to GINGER. As
soon as he finishes copying the information to the disk, he feels a tap on his
shoulder. He quickly swings around
to see a security officer, arms folded.
Heero:
*to self* '*beep*... I've been caught. And
where the hell did that beep come from?'
Heero finds the officer also wondering where the beep was coming from,
since he seemed to be slightly distracted.
Heero used this to his advantage, and quickly dashed out the door.
However, as soon as he approached the first corner, klaxons started
blaring throughout the facility. Heero
was soon approached by security from behind, all carrying mp5s.
Everyone then wonders where that beep came from, and once again, Heero
dashes away. As he's making his escape, he pulls his radio out of his
pocket, and yells into it.
~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, just outside Manchester, Quatre is listening to his radio.
Heero:
*over radio* "I've been compromised. I'm
going to need backup."
Quatre:
"Ok Heero, I'll be right there."
Quatre quickly climbs into the cockpit of his Gundam, then tells the rest
of the Maguanaut Corps. to move out.
~~~~~~~~~
Officer:
"Get the *beep* over here you *beep*ing little *beep*!!"
Heero managed to round the corner just in time, as bullets began tearing
away at it within a millisecond of his passing.
Officer:
"*beep*!!! He *beep*ing got
away!!" *calls out over his
radio* "Everyone block all entrances!!
I don't want this *beep*ing kid out of this place!!!!" *thinks for a
second, then yells back into his radio* "And
find out what the *beep* is making these *beep*ing beeps!!!
It's annoying the *beep* out of me!!!"
~~~~~~~~~
Out in a distance, fairly close to the city line, smoke can be seen
rising up. No one knows what it
could possibly be, but whatever it is, it can't be good.
Even Quatre and the Maganacs see this mysterious smoke.
Quatre:
"This definitely can't be good."
Rasid:
"Master Quatre, isn't one of the world's largest censor boxes located in
this area?"
Quatre's eyes suddenly widen in horror.
Quatre:
"Oh *beep*... whoops!!" *suddenly covers his mouth*
"Everyone! No more swearing, or that thing's going to blow!"
Rasid:
"I think it may be too late Master Quarte!! Look!"
Rasid's mobile suit points in the direction of the smoke.
It has become more dense, and some sparks can be seen flying about.
Quatre:
"Everyone get the hell out of here!!!"
~~~~~~~~~
Heero managed to make his way to the main entrance in the DEKA Complex.
However, it was completely covered with security guards, some of them
carrying heavy machine guns. Heero
quickly looked into his jacket, and realized he still had the c4.
Then he looks at all the guards, and thinks.
Heero:
*to self* 'Hmmm.... Delwynndwn won't be happy if I blew all those guys up.
I'd probably be better off blowing out a wall.'
With that, Heero smacks the c4 onto the nearest wall leading outside,
with a 5 second timer. He quickly
moves away from the blast zone, and soon the area is covered in dust and debris. As Heero lunges himself outside, one of the guards spot him.
Guard:
"Get the *beep*ing kid!!!"
Suddenly, his radio beeps.
Guard:
"What is it?" *pause* "WHAT?!
You've GOT to be *beep*ing kidding!!
What?! You're *beep*ing
not?! *beep*!!!
We're all *beep*ed"
Suddenly, there's an explosion, and all fades to white.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^\-_-/^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere, in a pocket of subspace owned by Warrior Saturn, the fanfic
writer sits up in bed, sensing impending doom for part of the planet. His sixth
sense is correct as usual, since a moment later the entirty of subspace is
rocked by a steller quake. A couple of moments later Quatre, Heero, and Duo are
belched out of a portal, followed by several very chibi and super deformed cast
members who were still on the island.
Alex:
"What in the nine hells is going on here?!"
Cennarian busts through the door, nearly taking out the stack of anime
tapes and the playstation which are set by the door.
Cenn:
"We're in deep *boooop* because the world's largest *booop*ing censor box
just *boop*ed the bed."
Alex and Zelgadis arch eyebrows at him, since there's usually a beep
associated with a curse word, not a boop like now. Heero and Quatre nod in
agreement over both counts, since they were in the area where the censor box
was, and that somebody who was chasing after Heero caused the thing to undergo
critical mass and go nova.
Zel:
"So does this mean what I think it means?"
Quatre:
"What do you think it means?"
Zel:
"That we're all going to get *boop*ed up the *boop*? And what the hell is
up with all of the *boop*ing boops?"
Cenn:
"Umm.... the censor boxes that went beep sorta, well, blew up."
He holds up the charred remains of his cloak, and sweatdrops form on the
heads of the other people in the room. Alex sighs and starts to get out of bed,
not really realizing that he's not wearing all that much until a large black
CENSORED box appears over that area below his navel. He looks down, then looks
at Zelgadis, then looks down again, then back at Zelgadis, who by now has
recovered from the funky fruit cooler and is more aware of things than he would
like to be.
Alex:
"You took.... my boxers off?!"
Zelgadis:
"Um... oh *boooooooop*"
Alex:
"You are in so much *boop*ing trouble you *boop*head!! I call upon the
twelve signs of the zodiac and pledge my life so that he may be called forth. By
the blood red tides of hell I command the celestial gate to be thrown
open..."
Cenn, Quatre, Heero, and Duo make hasty retreats into the main section of
the dimension, where Lina is exploiting the bishounen by making them bring her
lots and lots of food, give her massages, and punish people for pissing her off.
Cenn:
"Lina, you might want to consider leaving VERY soon."
Lina:
"Why's that?"
Heero:
"Because in about twenty seconds the fanfic writer is going to wind up
blowing this place to atoms."
The Queen of Swords looks up from where Xellos is giving her a wonderful
hot oil massage and sighs.
QoS:
"Well, where else can we go? The island got sent screaming into oblivion so
we can't teleport back there..."
Rezo:
"Actually I think I can remedy that situation. Time which has passed, be
called back once more."
A small glowing orb forms in his hand before floating into a nearby
portal. On the large screen projection television the cast and assorted
bishounen watch as the globe appears where the island was and increases in size,
covering most of the area. A blinding light fills the room, and when they can
see again the island is back to how it was at the start of the episode, before
Xellos nuked it.
Del:
"And now to teleport Alex into the middle of the ocean to cool off."
He pulls out the handy dandy Personal Portal System and presses a button,
sending Alex through time and space and into the bay near the island. An
explosion follows, which can be seen on the televison, as the mage got doused.
Zelgadis steps out of the bedroom a moment later, somewhat shaken, and holding a
parcel of clothing that would be Alex's.
Zel:
"We should head back to the island as well, since our guest writer will be
wanting something to wear after his little swim."
Del:
"All right then. Next stop: Gourrigan's Island."
Sylphiel:
"Please keep all hands, feet, and objects inside at all times, and thank
you for flying PPS system. We hope you enjoyed your stay."
Delwynndwn presses the button before Sylphiel can finish her spiel, and
dumps her into the bay as well. He then presses a secondary button, which forms
a bubble around the group and teleports them back to the island, which has now
gained an aircraft carrier atop the volcano. And once again peace and
tranquility has been restored.
Xellos:
"Bull*boop*!! What the *boop* are we going to do about the *boop*ing
aircraft carrier?"
Cenn holds up the new censor box, which looks like it's about to undergo
critical mass. He grabs the PPS from Delwynndwn, straps it to the censor box,
and teleports it into the aircraft carrier. A moment later the aircraft carrier
is teleported back into the middle of the ocean, where it explodes due to the
exploding censor box.
Tenal
& Cenn: "Does that answer your question?!"
Xellos:
"Yes, verily."
Rune:
"Good. Now we don't have to kick your butt into orbit."
The Queen of Swords pounces on Xellos, force feeds him a funky fruit
cooler, then drags him off to her cabin. The others sweatdrop when they see
this, since the Queen is scary enough when sober, but when intoxicated.... it's
another story altogether.
Gourrigan:
"So I guess that concludes this episode?"
Lina
*shrugging*: "Guess so. But we really havn't done anything fall like."
Tenal and Rune clamp their hands over Lina's mouth.
Tenal:
"Don't say that!! That's what started this episode!"
Asuka:
"Yes, that's true. And where the hell is that fuzzy elf! I'm going to kick
his *beep*ing *beep* into orbit!!"
Asuka runs off after a streak of dust, which would be Delwynndwn fleeing
the scene. As he runs off down the beach a very soaked Sylphiel and a censor box
wearing Alex approach, neither one too happy about how things had gone for the
ending of the episode. Zelgadis approaches them, tossing each one a towel and
handing Alex his clothes. A moment later the chimera has been pile driven into
the sand with a crab holding onto his nose.
Gourrigan:
"Has peace and tranquility been restored?"
Narrator: "Yes, peace and tranquility