Catboy the Mighty # 4:
Little Shower Stall of Horrors - Part 2
(*author’s note*
WS: "OK, so I’m bored and all right now. What do you expect when your magical
powers are on the blink due to..."
Xellos: "That time of the month!" *snicker*
WS beans him over the head with Filia’s mace, then drops assorted
heavy objects upon him, up to and including Gundam 06 - the King of Swords.
Xellos: "No fair."
WS: "I have five points in anal conjuration. I can do whatever I want. Plus
I’ve had 6 or 7 or 8 brownies my mom made so I’m allowed to be nutty and
strange and weird and shit like that. Anywho, back to the show at hand!")
When we last left our heroes...
Filia: "Our heroes my ass! I got captured by an icky, yucky, disgusting
tentacle monster and taken down below the island to whatever is there! I am
*not* in a good mood right now!!"
WS: "Filia, chill out. I got captured as well, as did Zelgadis... I think."
Filia: "This is just great. You think Zel got captured with us! What kind of
a fanfic writer are you?!"
Saturn proceeds to drop a large mountain upon the gold dragon.
WS: "A demented one with wild mood swings who experiences that certain time
of the month that Lina complains about on a regular basis."
Lina: "That was episode 3 or 4 of the first series!! I haven’t had to go
through that again for a LONG time. Besides, the joke is really old!"
Narrator: "Continuing on.... when we last left our heroes, Xellos was
introducing Delwynndwn Seile, an old friend of the guest writer’s."
Del: "Yep. we go way back to June, when we met at a Live Action RPG event."
Lina (entranced): "That long ago you say. Intriguing."
Narrator: "Enough of this strange crap. I’m outta here. you guys can take
care of things yourself!"
The great omnipotent narrator packs up and leaves the island. The
cast and crew stare in awe as their voice over takes a hike to some other
show that may be a rival of theirs.
Amelia: "There you go again Miss Lina. You just HAD to push it, didn’t you."
Lina: "Ooooh! Stuff it. FIREBALL!"
Amelia gets roasted to a crisp.
Lina: "And now, for chapter two of ‘Little Shower Stall of Horrors’."
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In the guest writer’s office off of some strange pocket dimension,
assorted bishounen are running about trying to overcome an infestation of
chibis and little fluffy sprites. Tasuki is trying to enflame some of the
chibis, but they seem smarter than the average chibi. Duo, Trowa, and Quatre
are staring in shock as the desk space is overrun by chibi bishies and other
frightening things that seem to want to cause chaos. Cid and Vincent are
sitting on the bed, allowing the chibi things to run over them. Several elves
emerge from the closet and are immediately roasted by several blasts from
Tasuki’s fan.
Tenal (dark haired elf): "Ooooo... kay. What the hell is going on?"
Tasuki stops in his tracks, staring at the crispy elves for a minute.
Tasuki: "Sorry Tenal. Somebody unleashed an army of chibies and some of RC’s
sprites."
Duo runs by with pink ribbons tied into his hair with several furry
sprites following. Tenal grabs one, casts an incinnerate spell, and watches
as the sprite’s hair falls out. Beneath the hair is a mass of tattoos, which
is enough to make the elf throw the sprite into a nearby waste basket, where
it bursts into flames.
Tenal: "Damnit! What the hell are these things?!"
Trowa picks one up and examines it for a minute before it braids his
bangs.
Trowa: "It appears to be a mischivous little sprite..."
Duo: "Mischivious my ass!! They’re trying to turn me into a freakin girl!!"
Cid and Vincent get bound together by the creatures moments before
Vinny gets a costume change into a school girl outfit. Tenal and the other
elves sigh deeply.
Cennarian (green haired elf): "This is worse than when my backpack was
spitting out all of those lemons."
Tenal sighs deeply moments before he gets purple ribbons tied into
his hair.
Tenal: "Now it’s personal!! INCINNERATE!!"
The room is instantly awash in flames as chibis and sprites get
toasted to a crisp. Unfortunately the bishies in the room also get caught in
the blast. Heero enters a minute later and pushes Trowa out of the seat
before the computer, sits down, and starts to surf the web for pictures of
the gundams and to role play.
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Meanwhile, back on the island, the cast and crew have since changed
into their adventuring outfits and such, packed some necessities, and have
gathered around the hole to the underground of the island. Xellos is sitting
in mid air, watching the others as they prepare to enter the underworld, and
is sipping on some green tea. Lina and Amelia look about ready to impale the
mazoku priest with elmekia lances and whatnot. Orion and Delwynndwn have
packed up some stuff for the three who were captured. Rezo and Gourrigan are
prepared for anything in some new battle armor and with new magical items.
Xellos (snickering): "That’ll never work. Just give up now. You’ll never be
able to save them."
Lina: "Xellos, either shut up or I’m going to shove a Dragon Slave right
where the sun doesn’t shine."
Xellos looks a little turned on by this prospect. The Queen of Swords,
Sylphiel, and Kanzal glare at him, and Orion impales him with a Holy Lance.
Xellos (pouts): "No fair."
Amelia: "All’s fair in the quest for justice and the quest to save our
friends."
Sylpheil: "Let’s just get this mission over with, since I think we’re all
going to need a nice hot shower after this is over."
Delwynndwn steps forward, sword drawn and glowing.
Del: "You need me to open this hole up a little more for you?"
Lina: "Be my guest. Saturn seems to be one of your friends and our worst
nightmare at times. I mean, who the hell writes a fic titled ‘Little Shower
Stall of Horrors’?! And for that matter, who the hell is writing this fic
right now?! Saturn’s been captured!"
A small doorway opens in the space near them, and from that steps
Tenal and Cennarian, followed by another cloaked figure who is shouldering a
large battle axe. The third forms seems decidedly feminine in its walk and
manner of body language.
Tenal: "Thank goodness we’re here before you left."
Sylpheil: "Who are you?"
Cennarian: "We’re some friends of the fanfic writer called Warrior Saturn.
I’m Cennarian Al Coptura..."
Tenal: "I’m Tenal Kuriana..."
The third figure throws its hood back to reveal a gorgeous young elf
with violet hair pulled back by violet barrets.
female elf: "And I’m Runella Limone, but everyone calls me Rune."
The slayers cast sighs deeply, since it’s quite obvious that things
are going to get out of control. Lina blinks a few times.
Lina: "But that still doesn’t explain who the hell is writing the script!"
Tenal: "The script is writing itself as we speak... we passed through his
office, met Tasuki and the others who share it with Saturn, nearly got
toasted trying to mangle some sprites and kill some chibies, and then watched
as Heero usurped the computer."
Lina sighs once again before casting a Bephis Bring spell, widening
the hole to the underworld. Creepy smoke rises up from the hole, and screams
of anguish rise from the hole. Sylphiel clings to Kanzal, Amelia hides behind
Rezo, and Lina just sighs before approaching the hole with Del, Orion, Rune,
Tenal, and Cenn in tow.
Rune: "Next stop.... the land down under, and I don’t mean Australia!"
Del, Orion, Rune, Tenal, Cenn, and Lina leap down the hole a moment
later, leaving the others to wonder what the hell they’re thinking.
To Be Continued...
(WS: So, what do you think?"
Xellos: "You must be kidding. That was..."
Lina: "The most interesting chapter you’ve ever written. I like it, I love it,
I want some more of it."
Rune: "I like my entrance. And I looooooooove my battle axe."
Cenn: "I know you love me, but I’m not a battle axe."
Rune hits Cennarian with a fireball.
WS: "And at some point soon I’ll write the next and hopefully the final
chapter of ‘Little Shower Stall of Horrors’." >^.^< )